Alec Baldwin quote: Your life has been one unbroken boulevard of green lights

Alec Baldwin to Jerry Seinfeld, who says he's never been fat a day in his life:

"Your life has been one unbroken boulevard of green lights, hasn't it?"

Chris Rock: The ability to talk to a lot of people is freakish

"The ability to talk to a lot of people is freakish. It's more freakish than being able to run fast or dunk a basketball, any of those other things...If you walked in one day and you went to your kid's school and there were 500 kids listening to your kid, you'd think your kid was the Devil or something. 'My kid's possessed.'"
- Chris Rock

Jerry Seinfeld quote: Those skateboarding kids will be all right

"One of the great activities is skateboarding. To learn to do a skateboard trick, how many times you got to get something wrong until you get it right...And you hurt yourself and you learn that trick, now you got a life lesson. Whenever I see those skateboard kids, I think, 'Those skateboard kids will be all right"
- Jerry Seinfeld

Chris Rock quote: Most kids need bullying to stop AIDS and Fossil Fuel

Chris Rock talking about a bit he's working on to Jerry Seinfeld on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee:

Everyone's trying to get rid of bullying, I'm like, 'What, are you crazy?' Some of these kids need this. I'll go even further,  most of them need it. Who's going to cure AIDS? Who's going to invent the fuel that gets us off of fossil fuel? Who's going to do these things? Some guy who was bullied, that's who's going to do it.

Chris Rock: I admire people that have breakdowns

Chris Rock on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee:

I admire people that have breakdowns...Because once you have a breakdown then you can clear the slate.

Chris Rock on Kentucky Fried Chicken (2 piece biscuit) and Popeyes

Chris Rock loves a two-piece biscuit from KFC and Popeyes. He notes to Jerry Seinfeld on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee:

Chris Rock: Two-piece with a biscuit is one of the greatest meals ever invented.
Jerry Seinfeld: Have you ever had Popeyes?
Chris Rock: Popeyes is too good. After you have Popeyes you need one of those "Men in Black"  memory sticks to erase your memory or else you will come back to this place every day.

Chris Rock: People ask me for $5,000 like it's the time

Chris Rock talking about people casually asking him for five thousand dollars on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with Jerry Seinfeld:

Jerry Seinfeld quote on Sex and Comedy

"I could talk about comedy a lot but I think it's kind of like talking about sex, you can do any fancy dive you want, it's just a foot of water."
- Jerry Seinfeld

Sarah Silverman quote on "Hipster Service"

Sarah Silverman talking to Jerry Seinfeld on the lack of service at their table:

"You know what I think we're going to be suffering from here? Hipster service."

Howard Stern talks about doing Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with Jerry Seinfeld

Video: Louis CK on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee season premiere

Howard Stern to appear on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with Jerry Seinfeld

During this interview with Howard Stern, Jerry Seinfeld talks to Howard and invites him to come onto his internet show. Howard Stern actually goes through with it and will be on this season of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with Jerry Seinfeld, Patton Oswalt, Howard Stern, Jay Leno, Tina Fey, Todd Barry, and Louis C.K

Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee by Jerry Seinfeld