It's like a racist San Francisco -Bill Burr on Boston

It's like a racist San Francisco.

-Bill Burr on Boston



Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee by Jerry Seinfeld

Picture of Ricky Gervais and Jerry Seinfeld on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee

Jerry Seinfeld on Jon Stewart talking Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee

David Letterman talks to Jerry Seinfeld about Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee

Alec Baldwin quote: Your life has been one unbroken boulevard of green lights

Alec Baldwin to Jerry Seinfeld, who says he's never been fat a day in his life:

"Your life has been one unbroken boulevard of green lights, hasn't it?"

Chris Rock: The ability to talk to a lot of people is freakish

"The ability to talk to a lot of people is freakish. It's more freakish than being able to run fast or dunk a basketball, any of those other things...If you walked in one day and you went to your kid's school and there were 500 kids listening to your kid, you'd think your kid was the Devil or something. 'My kid's possessed.'"
- Chris Rock

Jerry Seinfeld quote: Those skateboarding kids will be all right

"One of the great activities is skateboarding. To learn to do a skateboard trick, how many times you got to get something wrong until you get it right...And you hurt yourself and you learn that trick, now you got a life lesson. Whenever I see those skateboard kids, I think, 'Those skateboard kids will be all right"
- Jerry Seinfeld